Red + Will's Party

Friday the 13^th of November. The day of Red and Will’s birthday party! Happy birthday to the boys! I’m usually not much of a party person, but the enjoyment is aplenty with this one! Parties, usually screams social awkwardness for me, but knowing pretty much everyone there definitely took that away!

This got me thinking... At every party, there’s always the typical kind of people there...

"The quiet people that you don't notice that are there"

• They sit there, looking as though they are in pain, with blank looks on their faces.
• Their cold and unfriendly expression makes them very hard to talk to.
• Usually the next day people asked them, "Hey, so were you at the party last night?"
• ...usually me! ^_^

"The Seedy Guy"

• Hits on every girl at the party, atleast three times each...
• Talks himself up like his God's gift to women... "Where are all the bitches at? Gonna get my dick wet tonight!" (...really not cool, talking down on chicks like that!)
• They pretty much never get a girl? ...but gotta love the guy for trying though? And having the confidence, or maybe you can call it "a lack of shame"!

Use the same lame pickup line for every girl:
Blake: WOAH! Haven’t seen you in ages!
Girl: Erm, hi? *feels uncomfortable*
Blake: Do you know in the Bible, it says “Blake Wooten is this big!”
Girl: Okay? ...right? *walks away*

“The Dance Floor Manic”

• Previous culprits includes: Jordan and Giada! (They definitely didn't disappoint this time either!)
• Koel was a machine that night, carving up the dance floor the whole night without a shirt. Wouldn’t be surprised if he was on some sort of “simulant”!
• A favourite hunting ground for the “seedy guys” mentioned above to strike, as they try grind up every girl.
• There should be a rule that every second song should be Paramore, Taylor Swift or Miley Cyrus!

“The Couple” or “Make-out Kids”

• They’re touching each other the whole time, in the dark corners of the party!
• Or for the more “subtle” couple, do their business right in front of you...
• Never see them half the night, and when they do emerge, they always carry a little smile on their faces, messier hair, roughed up clothing and “pash rash” around the mouth area...

Me: Yo, where’s Seth? Haven’t seen him the whole night?
*Seth and Viv walks out from the dark bushes*
Me: Oh, I don’t wanna know anymore... I think I just vomited a little in my mouth? ^_^

So after all the girls left (and by girls, that included the soccer boys!). That’s when the real fun began!
So I hear the soccer boys like to take their shirt off, lay on mattresses to hug and make love with each other... Or what they like to call in their own words “wrestling”..?
We rugby boys like to put on a pair of gloves, and punch each other in the FREAKIN head! So needless to say, things got pretty intense! And bruises were had and blood was split...
Fight of the night for me, definitely goes to Stewie vs Jordan, their crazy coon-swings were intense! We had to stop because Nyaga's blood was sprayed all over the floor!

I wished there was more pictures of the boxing, but there are lots of video and photos to come! (Ask Koel and Red!)

“In the black corner, weighing in at 21 inches... NYAGA!”

Thanks for reading! Tune in next time, for more pointlessness!
Charlie.