The Stereotypical Students!

The clock reads 11 am, still one and a half hours left for this Chemistry exam! ...and I have already finished long ago! I pretty much left most of it blank, destined to fail miserably! Of course I do not encourage or condemn this (stay in school kids!)
When it comes to schoolwork, there are three types of kids. Maybe you can identify yourself or fellow students and friends in one of the following categories!

The Fails

• Non-TEE, wants to get an apprenticeship or TAFE
• Consist of mainly boys (Rugby boys REP!)
• During exams time, you envy them for all the fun and relaxing times they are having, while you’re stuck studying.
• Never have big assignments/test/exams
• They complain the most about school, even though they have it so much easier than everyone else.

The Semi-Fails

• Takes a few TEE subjects. No idea what they want to do when they grow-up.
• Consists of mainly boys (Will R, physics! WADUP!)
• Doesn’t study... (Or they attempt to, but then they get lazy and distracted, so they never end up opening a single book!)
• Usually gets C average grades, and barely passes...
• School isn’t at the top of their priority list
• ...finishes their end of year chemistry exam with one and a half hours to spare?

Charlie: “Oi dude! Did you study for the physics test today?”
Will: “...NO WHAT?! What physics test? NOOOOO?!”
Charlie: “I didn’t study either! And it’s not like you would of studied for it anyway!”
Will: “True... You ready to fail together then?”
Charlie: “Yep... Just like always!”

Non-Fails

• Takes all TEE subjects.
• Usually grows up to be doctors, lawyers, scientists ...or a crazy serial mass murderer of prostitutes?
• Schoolwork is their priority, spends all free time and social life studying.
• Get stressed and complains A LOT during exam time.
• Facebook status: “YAY! Finally, I can get a study break!” - “1 exam down, 47 to go!”
• Consists of mainly girls. (...or boys that has never spoken to a girl)
• “OMG! That test was so hard! I didn’t know anything; I bet I got like zero...” *gets their test back the next day and got 90%*
• Gets straight “A”, will cry and go crazy and stab someone in the face if they get a “B”.

BONUS! The Fail-Asians

• Asian kids that fail to live up to their expectations.
• Bad grades, brings dishonor to the family.
• Becomes a “banana” ...yellow on the outside, but white in the inside.
• High risk of growing up to be a Shemale in Thailand performing pingpong tricks, or an extra in a Jackie Chan movie.
• Uses their race to their advantage, has an excuse for everything.

Mrs Darliston: “Jonathan, pick up that rubbish!”

Baekjo: “What Ms? Is it because of my squints?!”

...still may contain traces of Asian, most notably the stinginess and pro bargaining skills.

Thank you for reading. Please comment, and make sure you include your name in the comment as well! Tune in next time, for more of my pointless observations!

Charlie.